Got a question.

I know of a theme camp that would really dig doing a customs inspector shift or 2 at BRC Int'l.

Their gig - militaristic costumes and Mutant vehicles, Interrogations, Searches, Rambunctious merrymaking, and other fun stuff. Semi-crazy, semi-wild, lotsa fun.

Who are these crazy, ludicrous bunch of Eastern-Bloc Miscreants? Apokiliptika. You may have been interrogated there yourself (3:00 and "A") at sometime over the past couple years.

Anyway, we (our fearless camp leader, Killbuck and I) were discussing it, and we both think it would be a *really* kewl way to do a "greeters" shift and still be able to have some artistic freedom - more so than at the gate. We could put a team together, and terrorize, er, indoctrinate, er, interrogate, um, *greet* the new arrivals, make sure they have ze proper papers, search for contraband, liberate, er, confiscate excess alcohol, Boa critters, Stray elephants, and what have you, dispense Playa Martinis to weary travelers (PBR W/ Olive), etc. (BY the way... what HAVE you in zat fliggit bag, darlink, eh???)

Also - they're a pretty conscientious bunch of burners. There is an actual aviatrix-in-training on the team who is planning on getting her SEL ticket prior to the burn (God, Cash, and FAA inspector willing) and has been around various AC for a while, plus, as I said, we are a pretty conscientious group, and can follow rules as necessary (No, you *don't* have to move the prop to inspect the cowling, damnit...)... Agreeable to training, and have even been known to burn blini and bacon on occasion... (If ya don't know, blini are Russian pancakes...)

Anyway... Wanted to throw this out there to whoever is the Minister of Immigration, Transport, and Windsock Alignment for their perusal, laughter, moderate turbulance, er, scorn, and possible consideration.

Thanks...
bb Sue