JOKES:

Agent: Do you have any contraband on you?

Participant: (sweat) uhhh.... duuuhhh. ohhhh. (fumbling in pockets)

Agent: Belly button lint? FEATHER BOAS, perhaps? The dreaded pistachio or deadly peanut in it's itsy bitsy bomb shell of DOOM?!?!?!?

Agent: If you do not have enough contraband (besides what's listed in the guide) don't worry it will be provided for you. Just ask your campmates.

(ba dum bum!)


Well, that's my version but let's hear yours. (It's probably funnier ;)

You can WIN.....???? (what, i don't know.) Tons of Fabulous Prizes! or What's Behind Door number 2! (brooms and janitorial supplies excluded)


okay, well i was thinking about putting together a "schtick" book. since sometimes we're playing around greeting them. then the next shift has to start from scratch. it's always been great when i've been there.

THEME:

also, don't we often have a theme to our customs? i know there have been angels and devils one year. hari krishnas.

do we have something with an environmental theme? something to do with LOST? or tropical environment? gilligan's island?

post here your bad ideas and tribe can contabulate them and spit them up, i mean spit them back at you.

or we'll pass them on to our resident cruise director, julie (or the male jules) if anyone volunteers for that job.

(Did I hear a volunteer?!?!?!!?)