ART: The Space Doc Loading Dock: The Qwack Shak

topic posted Wed, June 13, 2007 - 3:25 PM by 
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(So first let me put 10 zillion disclaimers in no part authorized by or affiliated with the org, ESD, Rangers, the Airport Dept or any one else with any credibility. Maybe it will be a sign at the door. ) But I'm interested in doing something very silly. DIY Medical

There is already the Ambience Ambulance, Heebee GeeBee Healers and more.


The Qwack Shack:

So my art project is a Gazebo. It's smaller than a costco tent. I will have sheets on it for adding a little shade. And for drawing on.

'I'm not a doctor, but I play on TV' Shrine:
Bones, hottie Dr. Simon from Firefly/ Serenity, and Dr. Julian from Deep Space Nine, Dr. Drake Remore (Joey Tribiani on Friends), Rick Springfield on General Hospital, Quincy, and more.

How to combat the Marsian Plague, etc. (will get some Star Trek episodes or something.) Use a glucose tester (without the needles) as some fancy scanner. Who knew that pixie sticks were actually 'THE Antidote' ?

Silly things like what to do in the case of Smuggled drugs in condoms breaking.

Playing Doctor ;)
(Medical fetish is a recognized tract of fetish. Not mine but there is cutting and lots of other things beyond me.)

(Rope/ knot tying.) While I learned some of mine in the boyscouts there's also the Shibari rope fetish community. I will have instructions on how to make the 'Butterfly' and the 'Bunny' knots. Guaranteed to impress small children if you don't have a balloon animal tying clown handy.

DIY Medical (bandaids, kool aid?)

The Board Game 'Operation' (if you're really bored)

Not a 'green cross', not the 'red cross', maybe the tangerine cross. or the periwinkle star. pink hearts! yellow moons! orange stars! and green clovers! oh never mind that's my breakfast cereal.

So let me know what you think.

Now accepting donations. You know those crutches you have in the back of the closet. That neck collar you only wore to get a bigger settlement. That sling you wear to get sympathy from the ladies. Give it up.
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    I think this is amazing. It's even a good idea! The possibilities are endless...

    And think of the advantages... like any good class A spaceport, we'll have our very own flight sturgeon. >giggles< could probably issue class X medical certificates, good for 3 days.

    (Pan to one of those "billyjoe bob the singing fish on a plaque" with a wing glued onto its side... with a sign - "Push Button for medical advice"...)


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